goodluckdetective:

*knocks on your door*

Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale. 

Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.

It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.

Invest in bisexuality today!

Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!

4 hours ago WITH 35,197 notes VIA dajo42 (Source: goodluckdetective)
Anonymous asked: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

4 hours ago WITH 115,323 notes VIA dearnonacepeople (Source: dajo42)

ladyhistory:

snowingphoenix:

you sarcastic little shits

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

5 hours ago WITH 36,090 notes VIA deeeeaaan (Source: snowingphoenix)

funflowur:

Wow Luis sent me this very important photo ladypug

5 hours ago WITH 129 notes VIA funflowur

cisandhetphobia:

*points to favorite character* bisexual

*fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….

*points to favorite character again* love that bisexual

5 hours ago WITH 28,482 notes VIA dearnonacepeople (Source: cisandhetphobia)

gingerthon:

"Later, nerds"

20 hours ago WITH 6,932 notes VIA incurablylazydevil (Source: ohboybasically)

pandifreyan:

mcgarrygirl78:

ceallaig1:

human-cartography:

kid-wiccan:

coming out to your parents

If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle about this.

The mutants have always been an allegory for anyone that didn’t fit in to society. The folks who drew the comics made a point of that early on.

It’s not just the gay rights movement, its not just kids trying to “come out” to their parents.  Its people being mistreated by the government, put away, forced to pretend to be “normal”, systematically oppressed, even killed for who they are because the powers that be cant control it.  It’s an allegory for blacks, gays, the disabled (mentally and physically), women, and anyone really who isnt a white man at the top of the food chain.

Seriously guys… Malcom X and Martin Luther King Jr are Professor X and Magneto. Legacy virus is HIV. X-men is a flawless comic.

20 hours ago WITH 45,505 notes VIA dearnonacepeople (Source: sebastianslan)

incurablylazydevil:

nondeducible:

i have very little sympathy for mary but can you imagine reading your fiancé’s blog after his best friend comes back and seeing #sherlocklives means #johnwatsonlives like you’d think he’d tone it down just a little bit in a public blog post

also

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YOU JUST GOT ENGAGED JOHN, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THRILLED YOU ASSHOLE

20 hours ago WITH 2,142 notes VIA incurablylazydevil (Source: nondeducible)

sundaymornincomindown:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

oh damn

20 hours ago WITH 121,097 notes VIA dearnonacepeople (Source: veganrantss)